— Audrey Hepburn (via kushandwizdom)
This will forever be adorable
- Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
- Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
- Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
- Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
- Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
- Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
— bejal (via x69o)
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
— (via napsforlyfe)
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
— (via exploshun)
— Wu Tang Clan (via k-0nflict)